The date: May 24th 2:30am
The place: 201 Park Avenue South
Sighted: Derek Jeter at the Underbar at the W Union Square. He was with a couple of dudes and about seven whorish looking women. They cleared out the bar and moved the furniture out of the middle of the room, we suspect for stripper-poles. As we were getting… Read…
The date: May 15th
The place: Fifth Avenue at 18th Street
Sighted: "Saw Billy Crudup talking on his blackberry, huddled in a phone booth on 5th Avenue just below 19th street. He is short and had a stupid mustache which was creepily reddish and not the same color as his hair. Looked a little freaked out as I turned to… Read…
The date: May 13th
The place: 79 Greene Street
Sighted: "Ellen Barkin with 14-year-old daughter Romey at upscale sex toy emporium Kiki de Montparnasse. Only Hollywood stars can bring in their kids to adult stores without losing custody of them."
The time: 1 p.m.
The date: May 1st
The place: 123 Mercer Street
Sighted: "Saw Foxy Brown at Agent Provocateur. The store girl was helping a customer when Foxy freaked on her for not helping her instead and started screaming in her face. She made the cute girl cry."
The date: April 28, 2007
The place: 42nd and 2nd
Sighting: Vanilla Ice in the flesh at McFadden's Saturday night around midnight. Made a big entrance and got behind the bar, but never actually sang. Ice Ice Baby did play in the background. Looked as good as a former Surreal Life star can... tattoos and tilted hat and… Read…
The date: April 21st
The time: 12pm
The place: Norma's at Le Parker Meridien, 118 W. 57th Street
Sighted: "Joey Lawrence dining alone at Norma's at the Parker Meridien. Was listening to his iPod and singing to himself while reading some sort of script. I think it said Chicago on it. Will we be seeing him on Broadway… Read…
The date: Apr 10, 2007
The place: Grays Papaya, 37th and 8th
Sighting: "Jude Law going into Grays Papaya. He was talking on his cell phone as he walked in. He came out with a big bag, looks like he took lots of hot dogs to go! Jude better watch that figure of his!" Read…
The time: 9:30 p.m.
The date: April 4th
The place: Butter, 415 Lafayette Street
Sighted: "Kevin Costner drinking and dining at Butter. Boy oh boy was he enjoying that food. He is a FAT, HUGE WHALE. I actually didn't believe it was him until I heard him talking. What happened? I'm traumatized." Read…
The time: 6 p.m.
The date: March 18th
The place: Duane Reade, 378 Sixth Avenue
Sighted: "Spotted Julianna Margulies in the checkout line at Duane Reade. She was hugging on a guy (cute, salt and pepper hair, aviator glasses). His purchases included deodorant, saline solution and a nice big box of Trojan Magnum condoms." Read…
The date: March 1st, 9 p.m
The place: The Spotted Pig, 314 west 11th street
Sighting: "Little Babs at the Spotted Pig last night. She got there at about 9:30pm and was with 4 good looking yet Eurotrash-esque guys. Someone at the bar said it best: 'You have to be famous to be that ugly and still surrounded by good… Read…
The date: March 5, 2007, 10am
The place: Mulberry at Prince
Sighting: Just saw Sienna Miller and her hiptard boyfriend. They looked coked out and as if they hadn't been home from the night before. She was dressed in a Kate Moss wanna-be outfit. Looked stupid. Probably is. Read…
The date: February 3rd 2007
The place: 2nd at 13th
Sighted: "Saw Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz, they were fighting with the bartender because they thought he charged them ten dollars too much. They ended up throwing money at him and storming off. Lame. They make how much a movie?"
The time: 12 a.m.
The date: January 26th
The place: The Spotted Pig, 314 W. 11th St.
Sighted: "Who knew Ross could get so much ass? He was absolutely SURROUNDED by women upstairs at Spotted Pig last night. Wearing a too-tight black Uniqlo sweater, but otherwise looking pretty normal." Read…
The date: January 15th 2007
The place: 56th at Madison
Sighting: Reichen Lehmkuhl at the RCS Experience electronics store on 56th and Madison. He was dressed casually, taller than I expected and accompanied by a male with dark hair. Read…
The time: 9 p.m.
The date: January 8, 200
The place: Ono at the Hotel Gansevoort, 18 9th Avenue.
Sighted: "Fabio was at Ono with two other older gentlemen. Three classless Fabio-struck women began hovering around his table. The ladies wanted him to sign their boobs and they were really annoying. He was very pleasant… Read…
The time: 11 a.m.
The date: January 4, 2007.
The place: 237 West 42nd Street.
Sighted: "Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block fame outside of B.B. Kings House of Blues. He looked pretty decent and decidedly less Donkey Kong-like than in his youth. He was carrying a guitar and I overheard him saying to a group of girls,… Read…
The time: 12 a.m.
The date: December 20, 2006.
The place: Starbucks, W. 60th and Broadway.
Sighted: "Saw Stephen Baldwin at Starbucks at around midnight last night. He sat with a few people (including his wife) talking about his book and God in general. REALLY loves God. Kept saying the Lord was in the room, and… Read…
The time: 11 a.m.
The date: December 17, 2006.
The place: Tao, 42 East 58th Street.
Sighted: "Sat next to Sylvester Stallone and his wife surrounded by family at Tao. Mr. and Mrs. Stallone looked particularly plastic and Sly had a nice orange fake-bake going on. Sly's skin also had the consistency of a puffy catcher's… Read…
The time: 9 a.m.
The date: December 15th
The pace: Madison Avenue at East 58th Street
Sighted: Ivanka Trump walking north on Madison, confidently battling traffic and crowds in precariously high heels, full makeup and power suit. Read…
The time: 2 p.m.
The date: December 9, 2006.
The place: 96th Street and Broadway.
Sighted: "Alec Baldwin bitch slapping some dude in the middle of West 96th Street. The guy had walked in front of Baldwin's car or something. Baldwin got out, slapped him and called him a cocksucker. Looked like he's lost weight." Read…
The time: 10 p.m.
The date: December 2, 2006.
The place: West 59th Street.
Sighted: "Maury Povich walking along West 59th Street. He was in a peacoat and glasses and Connie Chung was following a few people behind him, looking rather chilly." Read…
The time: 9 p.m.
The date: November 27, 2006.
The place: Village Restaurant, West 9th and 6th Avenue.
Sighted: "Barbara Bush (the twin) slurping oysters and sucking face with a chaddy guy. I didn't see a purse." Read…
The time: 8 p.m.
The date: November 21, 2006.
The place: 111 E. 18th Street.
Sighted: "Rachael Ray sitting outside of the big new fancy Japonais restaurant with a couple of friends. She actually looked normal and calm, unlike her dangerously hyper self. I heard her say 'Yeah, well, I mean, that's cool.' She was wearing… Read…
The date: November 12, 2006.
The place: JFK Airport.
Sighted: "Kiefer Sutherland at the United Airlines first class lounge with a very cute blonde at his side. He went into the bathroom in the lounge and had a cigarette just prior to leaving to board his flight." Read…